Tristen: "I'm thirsty."
Mama: "Honey, you can't drink any more water tonight or you'll pee in your bed."
Tobin (from the top bunk): "And if you pee in your underwear you'll get radishes between your legs."
So maybe I'd better explain.
During the hot summer I had smallish children who put off visiting the bathroom for as long as possible. This foolishness resulted in many an accident. Which resulted in chaffing on their poor little legs since they didn't bother to tell Mama about the accident since playing outside was far more important than one little accident and changing clothes in the middle of the day.
Surely none of your angels have ever done this.
Anyway, poor Tobin was greatly confused with the English language. The "rashes" on his legs somehow morphed into "radishes".
May all your "radishes" be in your garden. And NOT on your legs.